You can read the ERG like a fucking kids book, can’t you?

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Take it to the heavy handed satire thread.

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tbf I can already see the papers spinning this as a case of the EU being obstinate.

Jumping out ahead of time with the statement isn’t great optics, but they must be a bit frustrated at this point and know that the UK press will give them a shoeing no matter what, so frankly, why not?

May says that this is a “serious proposal” and that she is engaging with it “sincerely and positively”.

Debate is ending, time for votes soon. Our in-house poll upthread currently reckons no amendments will pass, or perhaps Brady and Cooper. What will happen? Time will tell.

Yer man Macron has just reiterated the EU don’t give a fuck about the Brady amendment.

Amazing that we’re in this position… Three years later, the Tories still constantly reiterating this is some bullshit party infighting bollocks. And yet still on a par with their nearest challengers in the polls. Yay Britain!!!

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They must just be getting sick of us now :grinning:

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Probably beyond that into wide eyed bemusement by now.

wait does this mean the debate, and all these amendments, are a complete waste of time, because they told her this morning they weren’t interested? wtf?

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owned

that little boglin’s face after the own :joy:

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Remember when Theresa May had the biggest parliamentary defeat of all time and then absolutely fucking nothing changed because of it? Great bants, eh?

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feel like this should have been hammered home in the press coverage and by the MPs in the house tbh

I;m completely out of the loop on this now - why did some labour mps abstain or vote against coopers amendment? was the leadership not in support of it and were they whipped to vote for it?

3 line whipped for it.

Is Michael Gove the only one who gets to stand in front of Theresa May and say stuff. Swear I’ve never seen anyone else do it.

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So we’re headed for the magical unicorn Brady amendment, then.

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Anywhere we can watch the Ken Clarke bit?

i need some workshopping. what have you got for:

“there’s no magic __________ tree”

“[incoherent digital scream]”

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