:+1:

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love a lanyard, a fidgets dream, also a good word

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She will fuck us over, theresa November!

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Reckon Labour should get Matt Berry in as Shadow Attorney General (if that’s a thing), he’s possibly the only person in the country with a plummier voice than Geoffrey Ruddigore Cox.

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I’m sure loads of them are pro-EU (although there are a fair few that are full Brexit too). Point I’m making is that while they may well have been sympathetic to the People’s Vote, they wouldn’t put out an opinion just purely based on this.

waiting for him to ask when England (rugby) are playing

‘2 pints of bombadier’

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I honestly think that if I had kids, I’d struggle not to name my firstborn son Lanyard.

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‘…my good man!’

we’re all (17th century) friends here (in the pub before the England (Rugby) game).

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i think we would win an armed conflict against france but it would be protracted and gruelling.

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More protracted and grueling than Brexit?

It is a thing and his name is Nick Thomas-Symonds.

That guy from x factor as chancellor delivering the budget speech

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nothing could be more gruelling than this

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beach landings in Normandy, or an absolute blinder through the Eurotunnel?

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Fuck it then. Suit up. Last one to Calais is a rotten egg.

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The DUP lads properly freak me out. They all look absolutely evil.

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Rylan?

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THE DUTY ON DIESEL.

IS.

FROZEN!

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