Brexit w/c 11 March - Shat Myself on Purpose Guys

dingaling · 2019-03-14T14:17:01.902Z

I’m in exactly the same boat.

Twinkletoes · 2019-03-14T14:20:28.276Z

So are our elected leaders tbf…

profk · 2019-03-14T14:24:48.749Z

as I’ve said before, if there are riots, basically fuck it. go and grab yourself a wholesale box of cheese n onion from tesco’s storeroom while you’re at it.

you’ve earned it

doubleespresso · 2019-03-14T14:27:59.451Z

If the riots do happen
Hope my man, the king, the basmati looter can re up

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profk · 2019-03-14T14:28:50.168Z

jont2001 · 2019-03-14T14:31:00.548Z

think he just dropped his phone in the loo

ghosthalo · 2019-03-14T14:41:01.652Z

hey guys, i’m off to the tip anyone want me to drop anything off

sadpunk · 2019-03-14T14:48:23.791Z

Remember when Teresa and her husband were on the One show and made a shit joke about putting the bins out or something.

sadpunk · 2019-03-14T14:52:29.419Z

Reckon there’s an alternative timeline where people are currently enjoying chaos with Ed Milliband?

Epimer · 2019-03-14T14:57:33.880Z

Saw him on the telly yesterday. Could use a haircut.

anon19035908 · 2019-03-14T15:01:14.165Z

Couldn’t even bring myself to try and make some money off it!

Icarus-Smicarus · 2019-03-14T15:08:15.300Z

Why is she interviewing Disgraced MP Ian Paisley?

marckee · 2019-03-14T15:08:48.298Z

Quite.

marckee · 2019-03-14T15:10:46.773Z

Lovely

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Faisal Islam (faisalislam)

Interesting exchange between TIG’s Soubry and Starmer on People’s Vote - that ends with her shouting “shame on you” at him for not backing referendum. He quotes Alistair Campbell and the PV campaign saying now is not the time to push for a vote.

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Running Dog (benton_dan)

“All the best people” https://t.co/8peGWjF0XB

2:21 PM - 14 Mar 2019 7 1

Icarus-Smicarus · 2019-03-14T15:11:39.464Z

The Mail on Sunday reported that Seema Kennedy, May’s parliamentary private secretary, won tea at the Ritz hotel as a result of the prime minister’s unusual statement.

The most Tory prize I’ve ever seen

colon_closed_bracket · 2019-03-14T15:12:17.769Z

Lovely stuff

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Aubrey Allegretti (breeallegretti)

Impeccable timing by Chris Grayling here, as he bumps into rebel ministers heading into Downing Street for cabinet this afternoon (h/t @andybell5news) https://t.co/9RaSDVyoFO

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Avery · 2019-03-14T15:37:24.803Z

fucking hell, Sir John Hayes is a colossal prick.

aboynamedgoo · 2019-03-14T16:04:53.040Z

In the words of Devo: Whip It! Whip It Good!

Whipping plans for this evening

After last night’s chaotic whipping operation, the government is keeping it simple tonight: it’ll whip against all the amendments. If any amendments pass, it’ll whip against the motion.

Labour will whip to abstain on amendment H calling for a second referendum. But it will whip for all the other amendments, including the indicative votes proposal from the cross-bench gang of MPs including Yvetter Cooper, Oliver Letwin, Nick Boles and Hilary Benn.

aboynamedgoo · 2019-03-14T16:08:29.641Z

The order of votes is likely to be (from 5pm):

H – Wollaston/ second referendum
I – Benn/ indicative votes (plus Powell amendment to Benn)
E – Corbyn/ alternative Labour Brexit
J – Chris Bryant/ ruling out another meaningful vote

If Benn’s passes, Corbyn’s amendment falls. And then main motion, as amended.

marckee · 2019-03-14T16:21:24.957Z

Do you think he’s overplayed his hand here?

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Femi (Femi_Sorry)

I won't blame Cameron. I won't blame Farage. I won't blame Jacob Rees-Mogg. I won't blame Boris Johnson. I don't trust or rely on Tories or UKIP to protect this country from harm. I rely on the leader of the opposition. Nigel was always going to Farage. Corbyn MUST ACT!!!

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