Brexit w/c 11 March - Shat Myself on Purpose Guys


#1761

Basically it’s the wrong amendment as far as they’re concerned.


#1762

Yum. Tasty pant cake.


Thread for posts that are funnier out of context
#1763

Written on a cocktail napkin
Jacuzzi is spelt wrong
Etc


#1764

Numbers definitely suggest that tieing a second referendum caveat to approval of a deal seems to be the only way it could actually pass. 18 Labour votes against it even though the whip was to abstain.


#1765

Vincent

“I went to the House of Commons today. I did a business.”


#1766

Amendment I defeated by 312 to 314.No indicative votes next week.


#1767

so for me and @Bamnan can anyone tell us what, if anything, has changed


#1768

#1769

That’s utterly insane. How on earth does anyone expect to come to a consensus.


#1770

So far nothing, but the main motion will likely pass tonight. If that’s the case, then

  • Article 50 will be extended* until 30 June if May’s deal finally gets approved; or
  • Article 50 will be extended* for two years if May’s deal fails again next week

I’m going to the pub and the football now. Behave yourself tonight.

*) subject to unanimous EU27 agreement


#1771

These votes are alarmingly close. I’ve fully not considered what they’re voting for in each amendment, I’m just here to say they’re close.


#1772

Fucking hell, what a mess

Bring back the Malthouse plan, at least we could all comprehend and be united by its dumbassness


#1773

All of which will make Primavera a little less costly/risky, so, that’s something at least.


#1774

I was thinking this last night when we were all joshing around while we were in principle minutes from them rubber-stamping no deal.


#1775

I understand this far better than what’s happening in the hoc


#1776

I took my eye off the news for half an hour and I’ve missed about 74 amendments. What’s going on?


#1777

Voted against every option so far, now voting on the actual extension itself.


#1778

Does that mean that Big JB gets the final say on a third meaningful vote?


#1779

Fuck off Ruth Smeeth


#1780

LOVE it when you have a livestream on in the background of another tab and it’s all chuntering away and you sort of switch off and then out of nowhere Bercow storms back in

OOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

sorry i know serious stuff is happening but I am glad at the amount of bercow i’ve got to see recently.