Just seen that May is trying to extend to June 30th, which is a clear ploy to make Glastonbury even more hateful.
[fast forward to June 30th, and upcoming indie band Bell Shandy are opening proceedings on the Wheatgrass Stage]
“Hey, how you doing? Awesome. Now everyone say after me ‘fuck Brexit’ “
[the crowd oblige and the footage is later shown by the BBC with a breathless Gemma Kearney declaring it a ‘stunning moment’ and one she ‘won’t never forget’ straight down the lense]
[two weeks later in a Sunday paper interview]
“We aren’t really a political band, we simply couldn’t sit back and not say anything”
FUCK OFF EVERYONE (never going to happen, stay calm Huntspill)