The petition is DOWN. Conspiracy!

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Of course. It’s more a case whether said MPs would take what’s effectively the nuclear option to try and stop May at the 11th hour or not.

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It probably hit the secret number where it gets automatically enacted without debate. We made it!

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Nicky Morgan would. She is now a Malthouser.

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The goo stays!

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Reading this to the tune of Kool Thing and enjoying myself very much.

Oh god, I forgot that. Can’t believe anyone took Malthouse seriously in the first place, but STILL advocating it is a complete abdication of responsibility.

It’s Back. It’s done nearly 400,000 signatures since I signed it at about half ten last night which is actually fairly impressive for overnight.

I was aiming for Blue Moon but it doesn’t quite scan. Happy for everyone to have their own soundtrack at the great goo feast.

One of them was claiming the other day that if we exit with no deal we can then ā€œinvoke the standstill agreements of Malthouse plan Bā€.

Think it was Owen Patterson.

Heard a colleague saying that Labour are talking rubbish when they said they’ll negotiate a better deal because the EU said there is no re-negotiation, omitting the part where that’s entirely down to Theresa May’s red lines which Labour would drop (or maybe my colleague just doesn’t realise that aspect) and now I want to slam my head against a wall repeatedly.

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Was inspired by all the goo talk to listen to Frankenchrist by the Dead Kennedys yesterday. ā€œSoup is Good Foodā€ fits perfectly - you don’t even need to modify the lyrics!

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Do you have a royal, hidden on your knee
Time for all the feasting. I’m going on a spree
Theresa moon has crashed us, right out of the EU,
I’ve got my spoon in hand, ready for the goo.

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For the Many, Not the Goo

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That is a cracking song. I’m gonna bang that on right now actually.

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Goo!
(Goo!)
Always be feasting on goo
Absorb their powers through goo
I’m indestructable
Always be feasting…

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Goo, glorious gooooo!
Fuck sausage and mustard!
We’ve left the E UUUUUUUUU
The Tories have fucked us!

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mmmm fuck sausage

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Save it for - oh.

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That was in reply to @Scunner FFS