SHE’S ON OUR SIDE MATE!!

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AND she promised to fix knife crime… she’ll be good at that; she was a totes effective Home Secretary :+1::police_car::policewoman::oncoming_police_car:

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PREACH

I hate her SO much.

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Debutting my Taylor swift/Goo mash up t shirt tomorrow. Wish me luck

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Good luck with your swift goo…

I wanna figure out how we can
Pokemon Goo to the Polls

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Rushed comment, didn’t fully think it through. Of course you’re right, May is undoubtedly a fucking atrocious person.

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I’ve emailed my MP. It’s small but it’s something.

My MP is Chris Leslie. :face_vomiting:

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Stuart fucking Andrew for me. Voted leave, supported the DUP deal, backed May’s deal at each stage. Cretin.

My MP is

WOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH

OHHHHHHHHHH

THANGHAM DEBBONAIRE

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How does it happen that these horrorshows of humanity are our elected representatives?

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Just get so angry every time I remember this crisis is entirely within the Tory party so May went on telly and told the country she can’t control her own party and the media are somehow able to spin this as some kind of other noble narrative

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In contrast, here’s one of the TDs from my constituency giving his response to being asked about Beyoncé by an Irish journalist.

You’d often spot him out late at night with homeless charities too. He’s a good sort.

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Amen to that brother.

This was written in 1995 - perfectly predicts last night’s fascist performance by our Blessed Leader:

Ur-Fascism is based upon a selective populism, a qualitative populism, one might say.
In a democracy, the citizens have individual rights, but the citizens in their entirety have a
political impact only from a quantitative point of view – one follows the decisions of the
majority. For Ur-Fascism, however, individuals as individuals have no rights, and the
People is conceived as a quality, a monolithic entity expressing the Common Will. Since
no large quantity of human beings can have a common will, the Leader pretends to be
their interpreter. Having lost their power of delegation, citizens do not act; they are only
called on to play the role of the People. Thus the People is only a theatrical fiction. To
have a good instance of qualitative populism we no longer need the Piazza Venezia in
Rome or the Nuremberg Stadium. There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in
which the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and
accepted as the Voice of the People.

Because of its qualitative populism Ur-Fascism must be against “rotten” parliamentary
governments. One of the first sentences uttered by Mussolini in the Italian parliament was
“I could have transformed this deaf and gloomy place into a bivouac for my maniples” –
“maniples” being a subdivision of the traditional Roman legion. As a matter of fact, he
immediately found better housing for his maniples, but a little later he liquidated the
parliament. Wherever a politician casts doubt on the legitimacy of a parliament because it
no longer represents the Voice of the People, we can smell Ur-Fascism.

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I’ve been saying all along that in our impending post-Brexit hellscape getting a taste for human flesh early will be key to survival. Embrace the goo. Before it’s too late.

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So where are with at with this right now? I missed the ‘statement’ yesterday

is MV3 dead? Are we gonna get MV3.1 on Brexit eve or something? Who are the runners and riders going into the final furlong?

Says the man selling condiments to mask the taste

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Complement the taste. We may soon be savage cannibals but we still deserve nice things.

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