That’s a bit of a stretch. :grinning:

Whine, counter-whine, and response to counter-whine does not a debate make.

If this tops four million signatures in whatever timeframe you like I’ll sign it.

This thread is a farce. (Says the contented Irishman.)

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True. Divisions within divisions innit.

Thank god for lovely unifying football.

[from the back] - “its an international break this weekend mate”

Huntspill - FOR ABSOLUTE FUCKS SAKE

Fwiw, the Trump one took nearly 3 months to reach 100,000. The 2nd referendum one took 32 days for its first 100,000.

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:wave: I fucking hate football and the power it holds over our culture

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Would be good if it reaches 2 million in time for the 10 o’clock news

No u. x

*18 million by Monday and we’ve got ourselves a situation

:smiley:

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On the 29th when we crash out with a no deal and may says “if there had been one more signature on that bloody petition I would’ve withdrawn article 50, resigned and called a general election” There’s going to be some serious eggs on faces on here

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*goo

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Alright Theresa :worried:

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[thatwasthejoke]

DOCTOR SAYS NO OPERATION ON BABY UNLESS 5000 SHARES??

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Alright Wolfcastle :worried:

looking forward to invading ireland, like iraq and afghanistan

Hey, I signed the petition AND made goo puns. Mainly so I can say, “hey, I did everything I could” while a slither of delicious brain goo runs down my chin, but still.

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Didn’t realise it was an actual petition

I’d assumed it was just some change.org bollocks

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Egg on goo? Why must you ruin our lovely goo.

Going to light the Ruffers beacon when that happens.

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