You wonder how Wza manages to make all roads lead to one place, until you watch the masters at work.

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Might send a letter to Theresa May

dear mrs may

the willy of the peehole

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image

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First thought that came to mind.

Bovril

Bet it proper smells like bovril

Like a nursing home crossed with a library I bet

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Noticing an interesting name in there. @xylo care to comment?

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Cruddas is a funny name tbf

Hahahahahahaha!!!

We’re so utterly utterly boned aren’t we?

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It’s infested with mice and, for a time, bed bugs, real talk.

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Is there a bar in the Houses of Parliament? Irish politicians occasionally get shitfaced in the Dáil between sessions and I bet it fucking stinks.

‘Il Pinturicchio’ throwing his hat in with the saboteurs too

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think there’s like 12 bars

Do they all fuck off for drinks between votes? Guaranteed a load of them do.

Time for this gem again:

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are these no disabled MPs? What happens if an MP requires a wheelchair, how can they stand up for these points of order or sit on those cramped benches?

Someone told me once that the bars in the Houses of Parliament are the only ones left in the UK you’re allowed to smoke in. Probably complete shit but who knows?

Edit: @marckee

the square root of fuck all has been achieved

bring on fucking skynet, or an alien invasion - neither could be as bad as this or this + PM Boris Johnson

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That list seems to have cut off some notable names pal

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You can’t smoke in the wood panel horrible stranger’s bar.