#846

My parents old MP was a wheelchair user, she would sit in the aisle usually, and Iain Duncan Smith would lean on her apparently

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#847

Imagine a uv light over those leather benches :face_vomiting:

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#848

was literally just thinking about how often they require a thorough hose-down.

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#849

IDS is such a piece of shit

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#850

I’m not sure that’s quite true. It’s pretty clear that in a “last man standing” series of votes on Monday, hard brexit will stand no chance, and the last 2 would probably be 2nd ref vs customs union.

#851

general election is literally the only thing that can solve this, right?

  • yep
  • nah, referendum would solve it
  • no, this parliament can solve it

0 voters

#852

Time travel?

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#853

forgot option 4 - spend maybe a billion on strapping a series of rockets below the houses of parliament and launching it into the sun:

  • yep
  • no

0 voters

#854

So Parliament demanded to have its voice heard on the course of Brexit, against the wishes of the Prime Minister, but they fought and fought until they had their moment to come together and say loud and clear with one voice…sweet fuck all?

Great. Well played guys. Glad I at least opted not to depress myself for the entire evening by watching such a huge noisy self-important maelstrom of nothing in real time.

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#855


Don’t despair!

#856

hang on,now everybody knows which way everybody voted on these options right?

gonna be nice and easy to find a way through on Monday now

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#857

@Bamnan ever the contrarian

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#858

Reckon there must be at least 10-20 good MPs, don’t want to see them get hurt

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#859

maybe we can temporarily lock them in some kind of time vortex where they can continue to debate whilst the rest of the country comes together under the banner of peace and love plus no more tories

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#860

sorry I keep saying country when I mean UK. such a dickhead mistake to make

#861

UK&NI

#862

wait that’s in the UJK

#863

meant GB of course

#864

United Jackal Kingdom

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#865

Like clockwork

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