My butcher offered me 8 venison legs for £25.
Is that too dear?
Have I told you about the time I built a bungalow for a dwarf?
facebook discussion regarding stupid people getting into uni, someone said this:
i went to a pretty good uni, and in first year someone still asked me “how do you cook oven chips”
I don’t wake up until 9!
terrible!
I think it’s more about their attitude.
They can say kidney if they want.
The human brain’s amazing isn’t it. Really makes you think.
I was stood in the park, wondering why Frisbees appear to get bigger the closer they get to you. Then it hit me.
^^^
But it’s pronounced Well-Beck.
Harsh but fair.
Liked this one in Private Eye
I’ve built a model of Mount Everest
To scale?
No, to look at.
“I’d like to buy a watch please”
“certainly sir. Analog?”
“No, just a watch thanks”
It’s a Nik-Nak Patty Mac, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.
pardon me bob, ain’t that the cat who chewed your new shoes
I’d like to buy a deodorant please certainly sir, ball or aerosol? neither, I want it for my armpits
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
One involves contact of the mouth and tongue with the genitals, whereas the other generally involves penetration of the anus.
I liked it already, don’t worry.
Blimey you can’t trust the specials like the old time coppers.
One of my faves (from 20 years ago, obviously)
