#16

^^^

#18

But it’s pronounced Well-Beck.

#19

Harsh but fair.

#21

Liked this one in Private Eye

I’ve built a model of Mount Everest

To scale?

No, to look at.

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#23

“I’d like to buy a watch please”

“certainly sir. Analog?”

“No, just a watch thanks”

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#24

It’s a Nik-Nak Patty Mac, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.

#26

pardon me bob, ain’t that the cat who chewed your new shoes

#27

I’d like to buy a deodorant please
certainly sir, ball or aerosol?
neither, I want it for my armpits

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#28

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

One involves contact of the mouth and tongue with the genitals, whereas the other generally involves penetration of the anus.

#29

I liked it already, don’t worry.

#30

Blimey you can’t trust the specials like the old time coppers.

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#31

One of my faves (from 20 years ago, obviously)

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#33

Waiter: You can have a vegetable skewer.
Me: Skewer? I hardly know her!

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#34

strong text

:smiley:

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#35

also not a philospher

#36

works in an irish accent

#37
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#38

was about to say it’s an old NTNON joke

#39

I very much like the look to camera at the end

#40

What’s the most popular Radiohead album in Australia?

Kid A, mate!

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