Brilliant Short Joke Thread (Only the very highest quality jokes please)

Gout turned down for a job from the Jimi Hendrix Museum yesterday

Turns out I wasn’t experienced enough.

pardon me bob, ain’t that the cat who chewed your new shoes

I’d like to buy a deodorant please
certainly sir, ball or aerosol?
neither, I want it for my armpits

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What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

One involves contact of the mouth and tongue with the genitals, whereas the other generally involves penetration of the anus.

I liked it already, don’t worry.

Blimey you can’t trust the specials like the old time coppers.

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One of my faves (from 20 years ago, obviously)

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This is awful but my favourite viz gag was this:

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Waiter: You can have a vegetable skewer.
Me: Skewer? I hardly know her!

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:smiley:

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also not a philospher

works in an irish accent

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was about to say it’s an old NTNON joke

I very much like the look to camera at the end

What’s the most popular Radiohead album in Australia?

Kid A, mate!

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Two oranges in a bar, one turns to the other and says ‘yr round’

nothing makes me more riotous than this kind of thing :angry: