accidentally trimmed my beard far too short today, devastated
hahaha I like that you caught him admiring his legs!
BUTTS*
i made myself banana pancakes because i’ve was up until 4am with a sickness bug. in hindsight probably should have just had a banana.
mate i don’t get this reference only know him from that one song where he whistled or something
Yes. Google for “chocolate brownie recipe”.
Just had a toastie. Yum.
YES
I have made this one from the Hiummingbird Bakery sooooo many times and it’s always ace. It uses a lot of sunflower oil so its proper moist. You can make 3 layers of it too so it looks super impressive.
There better had been some haggis in there son.
Never tried haggis!
faints
Only tried black pudding for the first time last month! I haven’t lived!
Banned act!
What did the customer say to the fashionably dressed clairvoyant?
You’re so psy-chic!
(if anybody wants me I’ll be in the rolling cat thread).
…And on all the labels it said MEDIUM!!!
#WO!
So many levels!
Fell asleep for three hours when I put baby to bed after uni last night so was dashing about at midnight trying to clean the house where I’ve been housesitting. Had a stressful morning packing for Glastonbury and now I’m on the train sat near some girls who talking REALLY loudly and saying “like” and “to be fair” a lot.
That’s some super forward planning
