Never tried haggis! :space_invader:

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faints

Only tried black pudding for the first time last month! I haven’t lived! :syringe:

Banned act!

What did the customer say to the fashionably dressed clairvoyant?

You’re so psy-chic!

(if anybody wants me I’ll be in the rolling cat thread).

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…And on all the labels it said MEDIUM!!!

#WO!

So many levels!

Fell asleep for three hours when I put baby to bed after uni last night so was dashing about at midnight trying to clean the house where I’ve been housesitting. Had a stressful morning packing for Glastonbury and now I’m on the train sat near some girls who talking REALLY loudly and saying “like” and “to be fair” a lot.

That’s some super forward planning

  • hi eric, please come in on monday i have some work for you
  • ok sure, can we agree a rate, i usually charge REDACTED a day
  • hmm why don’t you come in and work on it and we can discuss the rate and how long it took afterwards
  • mmmm no thx

Took me a while to get that.

Jnr’s dad’s family are from there so I was down every few months. Can save you a tent spot if you want.

Hopped out of bed, opened the curtains and who was about ten feet away from me only a painter on a ladder painting my neighbours’ house. I was completely starkers so he definitely caught a glimpse of Kallgeese Jr.

Good start to the day so. I’m still sick so won’t be leaving the house much. Want to be better by tomorrow as I’ll be taking on some work. Will listen to music and do up some reviews.

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It won’t let you down. Looks proper impressive too!

It’s positively dreamy

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This one is good because you can go ‘i’m just having a suggestion of cake’ and cut a slither but really its 3 layers so its as huge as a normal wedge of cake but your brain sees only a slither so its not bad for you???

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alright team, my day has been fucking outstanding so far!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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How did the film evening go last night?