this man should never be allowed near a typewriter again. or a woman.
Oh god. Cannot unsee
worst thing is I originally read it as ‘wet brie’
I just read an article about Alison Brie.
oh good lord
This is like trying to argue against a doing in the ‘you’ve been done there’ thread. Just take your Bad Sex Award and shut up.
bitter like chocolate
Really wish I could find my GCSE creative writing project where I wrote “she came into the office with two hot, steaming mugs, and two coffees”. A real lost classic.
Don’t tell me no one else has sucked a tit through a slice of president.
If you have to, at least use brie de meaux ffs
Only own brand. Never ventured to the branded stuff
Two drunk men and two coffees?
Du pain. Du wang. Du Boursin