Bumholes. How do they work?
it’s writing of this calibre that makes me kind of relieved that no-one fancies me
This is from 2013 I think. I’m sure I remember us all (rightly) ragging on this piece of work back then
Horrifying to see it surface again but on the other hand I’m not sure I can imagine anything worse has been written in the last 7 years!
He.
Oh yeah, didn’t realise this wasn’t 2019’s efforts.
Some of them are good imo
Not that I have any experience of the perspective it offers, but I think the City of Girls one is actually quite good
Yeah, that seems fine.
My brain had somehow edited that out for me on first pass. Bit brutal
well it doesn’t have that creepy middle aged man vibe at least.
The actual lovemaking was a series of cryptic clues
One down?
You probably shout “ouch” really loud then die. Can’t prove that though.
“Oh fu-”
The albatross is in Moscow
Something about ice knives
Krakenn or Bigfoott (3,5,4,3,5)
Except for the obvious brie stuff the worst part about it is the kind of teenage confessional Yeah well I licked her arse too! bit, he’s basically Jay from the Inbetweeners with an Ocado account
idgi
The Beast With Two Backs
Brilliant
Quite impressed with myself for getting that.
