#146

it’s writing of this calibre that makes me kind of relieved that no-one fancies me

#147

This is from 2013 I think. I’m sure I remember us all (rightly) ragging on this piece of work back then :smiley:

Horrifying to see it surface again but on the other hand I’m not sure I can imagine anything worse has been written in the last 7 years!

#148

He.

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#149

Oh yeah, didn’t realise this wasn’t 2019’s efforts.

Some of them are good imo

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#150

Not that I have any experience of the perspective it offers, but I think the City of Girls one is actually quite good

#151

Yeah, that seems fine.

#154

My brain had somehow edited that out for me on first pass. Bit brutal

#155

well it doesn’t have that creepy middle aged man vibe at least.

#158

The actual lovemaking was a series of cryptic clues

One down?

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#159

You probably shout “ouch” really loud then die. Can’t prove that though.

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#161

“Oh fu-”

#162

The albatross is in Moscow

#164

Something about ice knives

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#165

Krakenn or Bigfoott
(3,5,4,3,5)

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#166

Except for the obvious brie stuff the worst part about it is the kind of teenage confessional Yeah well I licked her arse too! bit, he’s basically Jay from the Inbetweeners with an Ocado account

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#167

idgi

#168

The Beast With Two Backs

#169

Brilliant

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#171

Quite impressed with myself for getting that.

#172

Bigfoot has one but Bigfoott has two

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