Not that I have any experience of the perspective it offers, but I think the City of Girls one is actually quite good

Yeah, that seems fine.

My brain had somehow edited that out for me on first pass. Bit brutal

well it doesn’t have that creepy middle aged man vibe at least.

The actual lovemaking was a series of cryptic clues

One down?

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You probably shout “ouch” really loud then die. Can’t prove that though.

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“Oh fu-”

The albatross is in Moscow

Something about ice knives

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Krakenn or Bigfoott
(3,5,4,3,5)

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Except for the obvious brie stuff the worst part about it is the kind of teenage confessional Yeah well I licked her arse too! bit, he’s basically Jay from the Inbetweeners with an Ocado account

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idgi

The Beast With Two Backs

Brilliant

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Quite impressed with myself for getting that.

Bigfoot has one but Bigfoott has two

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Well Scooby Doo can Doo Doo.

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feel sick

With arousal? Same.

But wait, are you saying you noticed the two ns on his Krakenn or do you consider a cephalopod to have two backs?