Not that I have any experience of the perspective it offers, but I think the City of Girls one is actually quite good
Yeah, that seems fine.
My brain had somehow edited that out for me on first pass. Bit brutal
well it doesn’t have that creepy middle aged man vibe at least.
The actual lovemaking was a series of cryptic clues
One down?
You probably shout “ouch” really loud then die. Can’t prove that though.
“Oh fu-”
The albatross is in Moscow
Something about ice knives
Krakenn or Bigfoott (3,5,4,3,5)
Except for the obvious brie stuff the worst part about it is the kind of teenage confessional Yeah well I licked her arse too! bit, he’s basically Jay from the Inbetweeners with an Ocado account
idgi
The Beast With Two Backs
Brilliant
Quite impressed with myself for getting that.
Bigfoot has one but Bigfoott has two
Well Scooby Doo can Doo Doo.
feel sick
With arousal? Same.
But wait, are you saying you noticed the two ns on his Krakenn or do you consider a cephalopod to have two backs?