#21

shut up about podcasts

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#22

Imagine being his agent or editor, and having to subtly mention to him that this might be the worst page of fiction you’ve ever read, all the while knowing that he’s probably more proud of that than anything else he’s ever written.

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#23

did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?

nothing left but de brie

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#24

I hate anchovies though

#25

Even though it wasn’t really his type of thing, my mate’s brother went to a ball when he was at university.

At the end of the meal a cheeseboard was served, so without thinking he cut himself a piece from the pointy end, at which point an extremely posh woman exclaimed, “Oh my god, he’s nosed the brie!”

Did you know nosing the brie was a thing?

  • Yes, the pointy bit is the ripest, most prized piece so should be left until last
  • Non

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#26

using the same knife to cut blue and then any other cheese

  • bluesphemy
  • all gouda

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#27

Imagine being so posh you know the etiquette of how to eat specific cheeses.

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#28

I wouldn’t have said it should be left until last, but I’d cut increasingly smaller slices from the side, so more people could share in the nose.

Also, pass the port to the left, don’t put it back on the table until it’s reached the first person who had it, if someone doesn’t move it along, ask them if they know the Bishop of Norwich.

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#29

speaking of… i dunno. breasts I guess and fucked up things. this involves breasts and is also fucked up (basically I’ve started some threads this week and don’t want to start any more)

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#30

Fucking hell.

#31

Indeed. Fucking hell.

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#32

‘Quim’.

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#33

Cutting the nose off the brie is unacceptable (dotted line). Always needs to be cut on the angle.

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#35

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#36

What the fuck is up with posh people, seriously. Just eat your fucking cheese and drink your fucking drink, stop pretending all these rules make it better. (Also stop doing all the other horrible shit, thanks)

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#37

Bit weird that he was tasting her “vineyards” from his fingers rather than direct from the source. He would have looked like he was about to do a really loud whistle.

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#38

Maybe his finger and thumb just tasted different, who can say

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#39

This isn’t a reply to you, Chegg. Don’t read it.

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#40

I don’t know who this is.