#41

He’d really need to flip them around and go in for seconds, for science.

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#42

Not taking the best bit of something is just polite, the port thing is silly gatekeeping though.

#43
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#44

You want to end up with a slice of rind shiggs? Didn’t think so.

(port I couldn’t give a fuck about)

#45

Is the brie thing not just so it’s sliced evenly all the way across rather than down from the nose? Seems sensible imo.

#46

He’d have been better off with Swiss cheese, if you think about it.

#47

Nah, the centre of a wheel of brie (so the nose of a wedge of brie) will be the ripest, best part.

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#48

There are enough holes in that story already.

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#49

I like the rind of brie, but I’d rather eat the rich

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#50

Maybe a mini Babybell. Skewer one on each nipple.

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#51

Did she return the favour with a Brie-J?

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#52

Ironically, you should cut their noses off.

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#53

Little trail leading down to the dairylea triangle

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#54

I am full of self loathing at this. Sorry everyone.

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#55

Has he drilled a hole through the Brie? The Man doesn’t know cheese

#56

I mean just don’t drag women into it at all “rub one finger around your bell piece and shove the other up your arse - have a wee taste. Well my fingers found both vineyards…”

100x IMPROVEMENT :+1:

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#57

keep going

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#58

Who would win, the rich or me and a few slicey bois?

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Am I gonna get a flagging? Oooh, who knows

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#59

I need to do some research. Bear with…

#60

there’'s absolutely no difference in taste from the different parts of Brie though. it’s like someone wanted to pretend cheese had different cuts, like meat, and that certain bits taste different, which is nonsense

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