Bristol stool chart thread v2.0 for FAO of zxcvbnm

  • Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
  • Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
  • Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
  • Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
  • Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
  • Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
  • Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces, entirely liquid

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Great poll use, Twinks.


Come on @zxcvbnm, get over here!


DiSses need more fibre, it would seem.


I know mine as I fished it out of the u-bend earlier


Sausage shaped but lumpy doesn’t exist. Never done one


Check out Captain-Fibre here!


Many thanks!

My only criticism is some people like to award half marks. Like part way between a 3 and a 4. Though I have to admit - forcing people to make a decision rather than sit on the pooey fence is attractive.


Choose up to 7 options? I’ve only done one shit today!


Shit or get off the pot, I say


Still type 1


Thanks. It’s a shame you can’t vote multiple times. Difficult to do a true longitudinal study with the existing poll options. @sean any ideas?