Proper Westminster elite crisps in that top tier

Knew I could count on the Lord Mayor of M&S.

I won’t eat any crisp that came out post 2000. Maybe even earlier.

Actually, yeah. 1990.

ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS. UPSIDE DOWN MATE. NRTT AND MUTING

y’know what came out since 2000?

these

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them being in the 2nd to top tier is an absolute disgrace, they should absolutely be in the bottom tier

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Potatoes optional

Co-op Irresistible Salt & Chardonnay Vinegar crisps are simultaneously the king and queen of all crispdom. Favoured children and landed gentry include:

Roast Beef/Pickled Onion Monster Munch
Smoky Bacon Wheat Crunchies
Salt & Vinegar Squares (FUCK YOU CHANNEL 5)
Salt & Vinegar Discos
Salt & Vinegar Chipsticks

Massive nostalgic shout-out for Thundercats as well.

I take a hardline approach to defining crisps. If it’s not made with sliced potato, it’s no a crisp. Monster munch? Gid, but not crisps. Quavers? Wotsits? Dare I say it, the worst of them all, Pringles? Not crisps mate.

As for faves, it’s got to fucking be ASDA goat’s cheese and chili crisps, oft ya cunt. Glad it’s shut or I’d be off for a bag or three.

The cheese and onion version of those co-op ones are so good. Normally I’d always favour s&v.

No we just slag off everyone else favorites and all popular crisps.

So very, very salty (a good thing IMO).

Swap McCoys for Walkers and the God Tier is nailed. Walkers go all the way down the bottom with Mini Cheddars taking their place in the Top Tier. Mid Tier can get Quavers and Wotsits the fuck out and add Salt’n’Shake (without the salt) and Squares in there.

Yes! So overrated.

I think pringles and Doritos are a bit rubbish all other crisps are good though tbh

Anyone tried the new Pringles Rice Fusions?

Expected far more crisp purists on 'ere.

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After this thread I had to

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Go on then

Big Hoops (BBQ Beef)
Squares (Cheese and Onion)
Walkers (Cheese and Onion)
Pringles (Sour cream and chive)
Sensations (Thai Sweet Chilli)
Monster Munch (Flamin’ Hot)

Cheers

YASH!