Brits 2018


#1

Anyone watching?

Stanning for Dua tonight because I’ve been listening to her quite a bit lately. Also I don’t know most of the British artists nominated.

A lolled at the Paul from S Club reference by Jack Whitehall.

No grumpy old men complaining about pop please (unless it’s complaining about Ed Sheeran which is fine)


#2

I think I spotted Paloma Faith seething with rage for a minute there


#3

Thank you manches for not making me feel like a loser xxx


#4

THE ROSCOE AND MARLON BRIT INTERVIEWS

MARLON: Hello Roscoe

ROSCOE: And hello from him, yes we’re doing the extra coverage for ITV3.75 recurring, and we’ve got Rag n’ Bone Man here with us.

RAG N BONE: Hello Roscoe. Hello Marlon.

ROSCOE: So Rag n Bone Man, how was performing at the Brits with that woman who comes from up the road from our Creator?

RAG N BONE: It was nice.

MARLON: Roscoe, are we from the West Midlands as well?

ROSCOE: I don’t know. I’d never interpreted it as such.

MARLON: No, nor me.

RAG N BONE: Bit nippy tonight, isn’t it?

ROSCOE: You’re an exciting fellow, aren’t you.

RAG N BONE: (silence)

ROSCOE: Rag?

RAG N BONE: Oh sorry. I was just thinking about the A38

MARLON: Hmm.

ROSCOE: Keep watching


#5

is this a bit Brexit now too?


#6

there’s some proper shite bants


#7

never watched one, I remember hearing that Jarvis mooned Michael Jackson though. Just wanted a quick excuse to say how much I love Jarvis again!


#8

Stormzy beat Ed Sheeran to best British male so I don’t think so (but be ready for some hot takes on this in the Mail and Telegraph)


#9

my mum’s watching it so I’m taking my annual opportunity to make my classic wry Manches commentary


#10

The existence of Ed Sheeran is so tiring, just thinking about him for a second wears me out


#11

they just fucked up the lighting as well

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder


#12

He got arrested and Bob Mortimer was his legal counsel iirc?


#13

Had absolutely no idea this was on

Annie Lennox nominated?


#14

That’s also brilliant!


#15

Nope! Paloma Faith and Laura Marling are the new Best British Female staples


#16

has anyone ever refused one of these awards?


#17

Paul Weller for male?


#18

Liam Gallagher :smiley:


#19

Kendrick Lamar on live later!!


#20

I hope everyone has a good time