Brits 2018

I keep slagging them off for thanking their management

though I respect it’d be a bit rude not to

SEX DRUGS AND CREDIT WHERE CREDIT’S DUE

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:joy:

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New rules and be the one are str8 bangers tbh.

Ed can fuck off, mostly cause I’m done with the lookalikes (for me)

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THE ROSCOE AND MARLON BRINT ITERVIEWS

ROSCOE: Welcome back you’re watching the Brint coverage on ITV3.75 recurring

MARLON: And we’ve got the Ed Sheeran in the studio with us. Hello the Ed Sheeran!

THE ED SHEERAN: Hi Roscoe, hi Marlon. Really great to be here.

ROSCOE: So how was it performing at the Brint Awards? Exciting?

MARLON: And if not, why not

THE ED SHEERAN: I get a real buzz from confounding normies who don’t know what a loop pedal is which is the only reason I do this

ROSCOE: What about the love of music and performing?

THE ED SHEERAN: Well, I don’t want to sound like a - can I swear on this channel?

ROSCOE: We’re really live and edgy and unpredictable but if you swear or do anything unpredictable we’ll be immediately pulled off the air and replaced with a compilation of the most anodyne Countrywise moments

MARLON: So probably don’t

THE ED SHEERAN: Oh ok. Well, as I say: I don’t want to sound like a complainy-bo-blainy but I play all these big venues and no-one giz me any change anymore. Load of cack if you ask me

ROSCOE: But you aren’t a busker anymore, the Ed

MARLON: The standard of music is about that of an exactly average busker

prolonged awkward silence

RAG N BONE: I like Countrywise. Just to have on in the background, you know.

MARLON: Yeah you would mate

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Harry Kane shaking hands with Kendrick is something I never thought I’d see

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Kendrick had a DRRREEEEAAAAMM

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Has kendrick performed yet?

Nope, but he shook hands with Harry Kane

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Pls @ me when he comes on!

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She seems nice.

Proper fancy Alice Levine :grimacing:

Top notch.

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LIAMMMMMM!!!

Still their best song.

incredible :smiley:

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I’ve taught Eva (mini stack) to say ‘be humble’ which I’m quite pleased with. Sounds like ‘beep tumble’ tbh but it’s a start.

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why don’t they have staged famous people merking the public in the Mastercard bits at the start anymore

Damon this is embarrassing

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So don’t!

The Ed Sheeran let himself go