I keep slagging them off for thanking their management
though I respect it’d be a bit rude not to
SEX DRUGS AND CREDIT WHERE CREDIT’S DUE
I keep slagging them off for thanking their management
though I respect it’d be a bit rude not to
SEX DRUGS AND CREDIT WHERE CREDIT’S DUE
New rules and be the one are str8 bangers tbh.
Ed can fuck off, mostly cause I’m done with the lookalikes (for me)
THE ROSCOE AND MARLON BRINT ITERVIEWS
ROSCOE: Welcome back you’re watching the Brint coverage on ITV3.75 recurring
MARLON: And we’ve got the Ed Sheeran in the studio with us. Hello the Ed Sheeran!
THE ED SHEERAN: Hi Roscoe, hi Marlon. Really great to be here.
ROSCOE: So how was it performing at the Brint Awards? Exciting?
MARLON: And if not, why not
THE ED SHEERAN: I get a real buzz from confounding normies who don’t know what a loop pedal is which is the only reason I do this
ROSCOE: What about the love of music and performing?
THE ED SHEERAN: Well, I don’t want to sound like a - can I swear on this channel?
ROSCOE: We’re really live and edgy and unpredictable but if you swear or do anything unpredictable we’ll be immediately pulled off the air and replaced with a compilation of the most anodyne Countrywise moments
MARLON: So probably don’t
THE ED SHEERAN: Oh ok. Well, as I say: I don’t want to sound like a complainy-bo-blainy but I play all these big venues and no-one giz me any change anymore. Load of cack if you ask me
ROSCOE: But you aren’t a busker anymore, the Ed
MARLON: The standard of music is about that of an exactly average busker
prolonged awkward silence
RAG N BONE: I like Countrywise. Just to have on in the background, you know.
MARLON: Yeah you would mate
Harry Kane shaking hands with Kendrick is something I never thought I’d see
Kendrick had a DRRREEEEAAAAMM
Has kendrick performed yet?
Nope, but he shook hands with Harry Kane
Pls @ me when he comes on!
She seems nice.
Proper fancy Alice Levine
Top notch.
LIAMMMMMM!!!
Still their best song.
incredible
I’ve taught Eva (mini stack) to say ‘be humble’ which I’m quite pleased with. Sounds like ‘beep tumble’ tbh but it’s a start.
why don’t they have staged famous people merking the public in the Mastercard bits at the start anymore
Damon this is embarrassing
So don’t!
The Ed Sheeran let himself go