Broke my toe and it’s bent in the wrong direction.

eems · 2021-02-02T09:51:09.296Z

this year

anon5266188 · 2021-02-02T09:51:36.037Z

Must have been in the last 32 days or so in that case

eems · 2021-02-02T09:56:05.903Z

how do you know I meant calendar year

anon5266188 · 2021-02-02T09:56:22.837Z

This is a really good point actually.

shrewbie · 2021-02-02T10:09:04.295Z

how’s the toe today?

anon5266188 · 2021-02-02T10:12:07.233Z

(pssst, are you going to do the “I meant the other toe” gag here?)

shrewbie · 2021-02-02T10:12:32.956Z

I wasn’t planning on it but I am now!

anon5266188 · 2021-02-02T10:13:03.637Z

Nice one, hope it goes well!

eems · 2021-02-02T10:23:22.730Z

all my toes are fine except for the broken one that hurts quite a lot if I’m honest

shrewbie · 2021-02-02T10:24:59.394Z

sorry to hear that but it sounds like you have a lot to be thankful for regarding your other toes

shrewbie · 2021-02-02T10:25:07.301Z

I tried but he wouldn’t let me

anon5266188 · 2021-02-02T10:25:17.618Z

He’s a real smart cookie

blimeycharlie · 2021-02-02T10:25:29.055Z

Why did you do that?

eems · 2021-02-02T10:26:03.226Z

it just sat up nicely

Joke2000 · 2021-02-02T10:33:16.708Z

Do you think your toe will ever be the same

anon5266188 · 2021-02-02T10:35:56.684Z

Are you going to do the “I meant the other toe” gag here?

eems · 2021-02-02T10:36:55.343Z

none of my toes or any part of my body will ever be identical from one day to the next, it’s called biology.

Joke2000 · 2021-02-02T11:10:49.661Z

No

anon5266188 · 2021-02-02T12:26:07.884Z

Because he skillfully blocked it, right?

Joke2000 · 2021-02-02T12:32:47.346Z

He knows what he’s doing doesn’t he? No slouch, our smee.