Nice one, hope it goes well!
all my toes are fine except for the broken one that hurts quite a lot if I’m honest
sorry to hear that but it sounds like you have a lot to be thankful for regarding your other toes
I tried but he wouldn’t let me
He’s a real smart cookie
Why did you do that?
it just sat up nicely
Do you think your toe will ever be the same
Are you going to do the “I meant the other toe” gag here?
none of my toes or any part of my body will ever be identical from one day to the next, it’s called biology.
No
Because he skillfully blocked it, right?
He knows what he’s doing doesn’t he? No slouch, our smee.
How is your toe now, Smee?
R1: fine R2: fine R3: bit bored of being strapped to R4 R4: pretty sore but much better today R5: fine L1: fine L2: fine L3: fine L4: fine L5: bit of a crappy nail
Thanks for asking
You are the smartest boy in the land!
keep re-stubbing the little fucker. man it smarts. just a light stub is agony and sets my recovery back a week. never realised how often I stub, need to be more careful
Have you considered learning to walk on your hands
not until now
can anything else be stubbed other than a toe? a cigarette i guess
