Broke my toe and it’s bent in the wrong direction.

No denial so far. Curious.

I don’t think Smee has broken his toe at all. He expected everyone to vote no and now he’s backed himself into a corner. Notice how he never specified which toe. Bet he’s deciding which toe will be the least painful to bend so he can save face.

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I hope you’re not in too much pain, Smee. Toes really hurt when they hurt.

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Oh crikey, I can feel that in my belly. Hope it’s feeling better having been yanked!

Reckon you can get a protractor in there so we can get some numbers on this?

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that is quite squiffy

Which is the broken one?

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Feel terrible for my previous posts now, apologies.
That looks really sore- hope it straightens out/feels better soon!

how does one break their ring toe but leave the others unscathed?

what toe am I suppose to be looking at here?

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is “ring toe” a widely accepted term?

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I wonder if toe rings are still a thing?

You shouldn’t have done that, imo

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Maybe you could restart the trend, 2021’s big comeback

Everything you say to me
TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
AND I’M ABOUT TOE BREAK

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That looks like a bad time

Reset a little toe bent almost 45 degrees the other day. Love reducing broken bones, got told by a ortho consultant it was an ‘acceptable’ set/reduction for a distal radius the other day, which is like your pops begrudgingly admitting they are proud of you

Did you get any nitrous?

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it is in my head

Thought you meant you did it to yourself then, made me feel pretty wimpy :laughing:

No I got an extremely painful injection (“I’m no gonnae lie, this’ll be the most painful jag you’ll ever get”) and then the reset didnt hurt at all. It does now though.

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