u need to up yor bucket game lad

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How many buckets should a household have?

I have a red bucket with a lid that I planned to use to put cloth nappies in. It is now my carrier bag storage bucket.

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Why haven’t you fixed it yet?

Do we need to start a thread to nag Balonz about household tasks he’s letting slip?

I redid the sealant and that worked when no one was in the shower but I think someone standing in the shower pushes the bath down a bot and there may be an issue round the taps so I am going to sealant those mothers too. Just can’t be arsed to do it in the week and was out a lot last weekend.

What were you doing?

Its a good question that the head of the household should asking themselves as soon as moving into a new abode. I wud say u can never have too many hahaha but I am very much at one end of the scale.
U never want to cross contaminate a bucket either, the one for the car is the one for the car, u don’t want to use it for the dog and get grit into it, that’s a big no no.

Saturday was shopping, haircut for the boy and a trip to the RSPCA animal shelter. On Sunday we went to my mother’s at the coast and sat in all day as the rain came in and I had an argument with her partner.

Nice one!

got exactly the same problem with the bath the internet said u have to fill it with water before sealing it, but I thought I would just wack a load on and there wud b enough stretch in it, I was wrong 1 nil to the internet

i could stand in it, that would be the same wouldn’t it?

My bath or yors?

What was the argument about? Did you win?

If its mine that’s a kind offer but might take some explaining to the mrs ‘a man from the internet is here to stand in the bath’

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I used one last night because I had the dog shit on my shoes from the park.

I have used this bucket before but I can’t really remember what it was for.

I would prefer not to use this bucket again

My dad used to say bucket instead of fuck it

I have the standard red mop bucket - there is also an old tin bucket in the garden that was left here by the previous owner. Think it was used more as a flower pot though. Oh and I have a grey one which is used for bike washing.

The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind

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A while back he said they wanted to get a little dinghy to take my son into the sea. I said no (he can swim maybe five metres unaided in a pool if he is lucky, that is not swimming), particularly as my wife was so against it. Then they went and bought one and whatsapped pictures of it to us. Then we went round he was taken out to see it. I said that if he is going in it he needs to wear a lifejacket and I was told how ridiculous that was. They are fucking pensioners! Taking him into the sea when we aren’t around. I laid down the law and he said ‘so we don’t get a say?’. Not with the safety of my son you prick (didn’t say the last bit). Argued for a bit with raised voices, me threatening to not let my son stay with them. My wife about to go off her nut etc. Then my mother calmed it down and I guess we will have round two before he stays there at the end of August.

Feeling angry again now.

Don’t be such a fucking square, man

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