#19

i could stand in it, that would be the same wouldn’t it?

#20

My bath or yors?

#21

What was the argument about? Did you win?

#22

If its mine that’s a kind offer but might take some explaining to the mrs ‘a man from the internet is here to stand in the bath’

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#23

I used one last night because I had the dog shit on my shoes from the park.

I have used this bucket before but I can’t really remember what it was for.

I would prefer not to use this bucket again

#24

My dad used to say bucket instead of fuck it

#25

I have the standard red mop bucket - there is also an old tin bucket in the garden that was left here by the previous owner. Think it was used more as a flower pot though. Oh and I have a grey one which is used for bike washing.

#26

The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind

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#27

A while back he said they wanted to get a little dinghy to take my son into the sea. I said no (he can swim maybe five metres unaided in a pool if he is lucky, that is not swimming), particularly as my wife was so against it. Then they went and bought one and whatsapped pictures of it to us. Then we went round he was taken out to see it. I said that if he is going in it he needs to wear a lifejacket and I was told how ridiculous that was. They are fucking pensioners! Taking him into the sea when we aren’t around. I laid down the law and he said ‘so we don’t get a say?’. Not with the safety of my son you prick (didn’t say the last bit). Argued for a bit with raised voices, me threatening to not let my son stay with them. My wife about to go off her nut etc. Then my mother calmed it down and I guess we will have round two before he stays there at the end of August.

Feeling angry again now.

#28

Don’t be such a fucking square, man

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#29

Don’t give in, that has tragic Daily Mail headline written all over it.

#30

on a serious note life jackets are essential for anyone as initially the cold water shock makes the blood rush to your vital organs meaning you are unable to swim for the first minute or so after falling in. This is how most ppl drown - but other than that stop ruining the old mans boat vibe :smile:

#31

I even brought up the six year old girl that had died the day before.

And I definitely won’t give up.

#32

If he needs a lifejacket to go on a pedalo in the canal he needs one in the fucking sea.

#33

pcbe

#34

I reckon we’ve got some buckets tucked away that I don’t even think about. In the attic maybe.

Tell you who loves buckets…

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THIS GUY!

#35

Remember when naughty Norman price got a bucket stuck on his head in fireman Sam. The little cunt

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#36

that’s Oor Wullie in the picture by the way.

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