Buckingham Palace

Will be the boringest possible thing

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Cancel brexit, her and Phil holding up german and Greek flags on the balcony

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She’s overthrowing democracy and becoming an autocratic monarch.

https://twitter.com/craigmelson/status/860028968489156608

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These meetings aren’t always for things in the public interest - it’ll be about spoons or something.

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Has there ever been an adult movie called “Fuckingham Palace”? If not there probably should be.

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This may look a little crass if there is sad news later in the day.

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‘can everyone stop going to spoons? it’s full of brexit cunts. queen out’

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Shut her down, boys!

‘P.S can I have the number of their carpet guy?’

Still not gunna bother going to work, just in case

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Deffo a wedding. The Tories can catch some sweet, sweet patriotic waves off that and surf to victory.*

*I have no idea why I phrased this sentence like this.

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but it could be about their lack of health?? (ie death)

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Could be about one of the other ones. Maybe Harry’s fractured a metatarsal.

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heh ‘arse’

Princess Michael of Kent has chipped a tooth while dune-buggying in Northumberland, perhaps.

etc

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the changing of the guard is the most ridiculous thing going

its still up as well. blimey

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