Will be the boringest possible thing
Cancel brexit, her and Phil holding up german and Greek flags on the balcony
She’s overthrowing democracy and becoming an autocratic monarch.
These meetings aren’t always for things in the public interest - it’ll be about spoons or something.
Has there ever been an adult movie called “Fuckingham Palace”? If not there probably should be.
This may look a little crass if there is sad news later in the day.
‘can everyone stop going to spoons? it’s full of brexit cunts. queen out’
Shut her down, boys!
‘P.S can I have the number of their carpet guy?’
Still not gunna bother going to work, just in case
Deffo a wedding. The Tories can catch some sweet, sweet patriotic waves off that and surf to victory.*
*I have no idea why I phrased this sentence like this.
but it could be about their lack of health?? (ie death)
Could be about one of the other ones. Maybe Harry’s fractured a metatarsal.
Princess Michael of Kent has chipped a tooth while dune-buggying in Northumberland, perhaps.
the changing of the guard is the most ridiculous thing going
its still up as well. blimey