Buckingham Palace

  1. Jeremy Corbyn becomes PM
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*sold out press conference

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Obviously

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"i used 2 hav a pet giraffe but we live in the city n 1 day it lft our apartmnt and was pikd up by the rspca because it was wanderin around the city n almost got hit by a car. bu mi giraffe didn do stuf lyk this… "

#Yeoman Bon Iver

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Do the Queen’s staff get to vote? I assume they do. If any of them are in areas that have elections today I hope they got a postal vote sorted because it’s a pretty fucked up way to rob them of their vote…

I doubt this meeting will take all day

But getting back again will take time. It obviously depends on where you’re able to vote but going back up to Scotland plus sorting out any duties you need to do as soon as you arrive…

They’re still trying to get hold of people who are dialling in remotely, plus a corgi has chewed through the HDMI cable for the projector and the Queen’s laptop battery is on the blink.

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They’ve got eight Star Wars movies to get through. This is a DISASTER.

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They should just machete order it and skip Phantom Menace.

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One wishes to announce that one has completed Champ Manager.

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*minecraft

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In case anyone missed this:

So Brenda and Phil are still alive. I reckon one of the others has snuffed it, either Corgi no. 4 or Fergie (Sarah)

it’ll be harry getting married won’t it

Theresa May would fucking love a summer Royal Wedding announcement about now

when was she last at the Palace?

Apparently all is it is Phillip retiring from public life.

Confirmed.

So fucking boring.

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