@bugduv Avocados are currently 49p a piece in Tesco.
Bugduv
Thankfully I’ve never eaten an avocado but it makes me wonder what other foods are causing horrific exploitation
Remember reading that almond farming is a terribly thirsty venture and can cause havoc with the environment and water supply. Seemed to be a particular issue in California where up to 10% of water was used to cultivate them. This in a state with drought and not uncommon water usage restrictions.
Well that will make those whingeing MILLENNIALS happy.
Right? Right? Millennials? They whinge and they eat avocados?
A MILLENNIAL is out shopping with his GRANDMOTHER in the supermarket
MILLENNIAL: Hey gran can I have an avocado
GRANDMOTHER: no you’re not having a cardo until you sort out that speech impediment
MILLENNIAL: lol I am so disseminating this across my socials
GRANDMOTHER: best do it quick because I heard the Facebook company are going to start charging subscriptions apparently I read that
MILLENNIAL: oh nan you are so aesthetic
ARTHUR MILLER: wow what a deft exploration of the generation gap I’d best go back in time and rip this off
you have to be careful here, not all avocados are created equal
i can’t imagine a 49p avocado being much cop
Great site, make sure you explicitly consent to receive their updates after GDPR kicks in.
I had to do a bit of work to find a brace of suitable pears (this is heading into jemble territory!).
i don’t like pears. so whilst i’m glad you appeared to get what you want, i don’t really care about your pear anecdote
With an ice knife made of piss and a bag of assorted hair
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