#1

@bugduv Avocados are currently 49p a piece in Tesco.

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#3

that’s terrible!

#4

Thankfully I’ve never eaten an avocado but it makes me wonder what other foods are causing horrific exploitation

#5

Remember reading that almond farming is a terribly thirsty venture and can cause havoc with the environment and water supply. Seemed to be a particular issue in California where up to 10% of water was used to cultivate them. This in a state with drought and not uncommon water usage restrictions.

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#6

fucking hell, thought he’d died for a sec :frowning:

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#7

Well that will make those whingeing MILLENNIALS happy.

Right? Right? Millennials? They whinge and they eat avocados?

#8

dead serious about the price of avocados in tesco!

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#9

Yeah, similar. Don’t like short thread titles like that.

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#10

How the fuck would I know if he had?

#11

you might have killed him

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#12

well, how did you know about the price of avocados, eh?

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#13

A MILLENNIAL is out shopping with his GRANDMOTHER in the supermarket

MILLENNIAL: Hey gran can I have an avocado

GRANDMOTHER: no you’re not having a cardo until you sort out that speech impediment

MILLENNIAL: lol I am so disseminating this across my socials

GRANDMOTHER: best do it quick because I heard the Facebook company are going to start charging subscriptions apparently I read that

MILLENNIAL: oh nan you are so ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ

ARTHUR MILLER: wow what a deft exploration of the generation gap I’d best go back in time and rip this off

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#14

I use hotukavocados.co.uk

#15

One of the ladz off the Petrolhedz forum would’ve told you, i expect.

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#16

you have to be careful here, not all avocados are created equal

i can’t imagine a 49p avocado being much cop

:avocado:

#17

Great site, make sure you explicitly consent to receive their updates after GDPR kicks in.

#18

I had to do a bit of work to find a brace of suitable pears (this is heading into jemble territory!).

#19

i don’t like pears. so whilst i’m glad you appeared to get what you want, i don’t really care about your pear anecdote

#20

With an ice knife made of piss and a bag of assorted hair

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