burger construction

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oh heh

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think my optimum construction would be the same as a maccers double quarter pounder w/ cheese but without the gerkin layer

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just have a bacon sandwich

if you want a burger have a burger

dont do this bastardisation

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@Mert he’s calling you a bacon bastard! You gonna stand for that?!

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although the ceremony of picking them out and discarding them in the box lid is an integral part of the experience so maybe they can stay

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Bacon Burger Babies is what I call people like @Mert and @Funkhouser

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or Bacon Burger Bastard Babies, if i get really irked

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tell us more about this coleslaw burger, freak

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coleslaw on side of burger - real common

just saves a step doesn’t it, burger efficiency. Meant to be fast food after all!

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chucks the chips inside it too while you’re at it

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And the drink

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now we’re cookin with gas

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yeah this is fine, coleslaw though man, idk. just going to ooze out and make a mess isn’t it

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forgot that burgers were usually tidy

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You’re a real piece of work

Enjoy your coleslaw burger you vile man

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Bun top
Mustard
Tomato ketchup
Cheese
Burger
Bun bottom

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Just burst out laughing cos this has genuinely riled me

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they are until people start adding loads of mad shit to them yeah. “oooh try our mexican burger, it’s got guac and salsa on” absolutely not

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i’ll put a gif in here next time i have it

put as much coleslaw on as i physically can

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fuck it, forget the burger, just coleslaw and sauce in a bun