Just had this email sent to the entire building.
“One of the vending machines on the 6th floor had a Pepsi bottle jamming the hatch, so when I bought a mint Aero it was stuck inside the machine with about 6 or 7 other items. I managed to knock the bottle out of the way with a spoon, and then someone came along and has taken the items to reception. If you want to reclaim your snack then she said go down to reception and ask for (name redacted).”
It’s carnage downstairs now.