“One of the vending machines on the 6th floor had a Pepsi bottle jamming the hatch, so when I bought a mint Aero it was stuck inside the machine with about 6 or 7 other items. I managed to knock the bottle out of the way with a spoon, and then someone came along and has taken the items to reception. If you want to reclaim your snack then she said go down to reception and ask for (name redacted).”
Parliament, innit mate. The Rebellion Extinction lot are camping out on the grounds all week, starting with the human chain tomorrow.
Preparing for it not to be as comical as last week’s effort when five people chained themselves by the neck to the barriers out front, with the only means of freeing them being a set of keys mailed to each party’s leader. Sound idea, unfortunately harpooned somewhat by most of the mailroom staff being off on holiday, so the usual post round took place much later in the day. Think they had to take the bolt cutters to them after three hours.