But I AM a key worker

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#1

I work in a Timpsons!

Has anyone made that very funny joke yet? Can I claim it?

I don’t work in Timpsons though I think I’d rather enjoy it.

Um… Any Timpsons chat?

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#2

I think this joke is good

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#3

In my hometown the Timpsons is in like a little port-a-cabin type thing in the Sainsburys car park.

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#4

In before the lock

#5

Thanks, I thought of it when I was riding my bike a bit ago.

#6

Where did you ride it?

#7

Someone on TV was talking about Timpsons the other day. They employ loads of former prisoners.

We don’t have a Timpsons on my Tien but do have an independent key cutter/shoe repair/bag sales shop.

#8

Knew someone had done it

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#9

Dont know the details of this, and that is good. But I think some of these are like as part of schemes where they get free (or very, very cheap) labour whilst they are prison.

#10

Morning ruined.

#11

Round the block and that

#12

If youre gonna steal, steal from the greats

#13

But that’s… Yeah OK.

#14

Very cool

#15

Much as I like Timpsons I can’t really believe that we haven’t thought of a better alternative to keys yet.

#16

Sometimes people have “fob”

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#17

Doors with safe style code entry rather than keys

  • Good yes that’s better
  • Too fiddly for me I’ll have a key please

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#18

I’m going to sulk for a bit. Catch you all later.

#19

Magic door like the mines in LOTR where you have to shout a password

  • A bit annoying for people late at night
  • At bit unsafe
  • Good yes that’s better

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#20

That may be the case, but Timpsons have a reputation for treating their staff well, that goes beyond what is typically seen in the UK.

(perhaps surprisingly so, given that the family are Tories)

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