butter

on toast, crumpet etc by itself

  • gimme
  • unsure
  • no ta
  • not on butterbook

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with jam

  • gimme
  • unsure
  • no ta
  • not on jambook

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with choc spread

  • gimme
  • unsure
  • no ta
  • not on chocbook

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with PB

  • gimme
  • unsure
  • no ta
  • not on PBbook

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with marmite

  • gimme
  • unsure
  • no ta
  • not on marmbook

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any others?

Yes

Waste of time

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Probably knocked 15 years off by life expectancy for my love of butter.

Don’t even care. Would do it all again.

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the conversation has changed in the last 6 months

we have to discuss the new butter-based revelations

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This was gonna be my post too

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Sometimes I butter pastry. Delicious.

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That’s called a croissant

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same - best topping for a croissant is more butter

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taking it a step further, lathering butter all over a buttery :drooling_face: heaven

Wait people are having Marmite on toast without butter? Just like, dry toast?

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If I had to base trusting another human-being on one everyday behaviour it would be whether or not they had butter on sandwiches. Anyone who claims they don’t have butter or an equivalent, irrespective of whether there is another wet on the sandwich, I just couldn’t be mates with. It’s the sort of food-related fibbing which immediately marks someone out as untrustworthy.

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Thoughts on butter boards?

  • Pro butter board
  • Anti butter board
  • Neither here nor there on butter boards
  • What the fuck is that

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what the fuck is that as in what the fuck is that but I am instinctively in favour of it

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I find it rather greasy, personally. A light yoghurt spread is usually a better alternative

Most other food types are just a vehicle for butter tbh

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No offence but you should be on some sort of register for this take.

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