How many is too many?
what are they for?
Just there for sitting down?
I can’t believe it’s not buttocks.
Nevermind the buttocks.
Why do you build me up, buttockup.
There’s no getting away from the classic duo formation is there?
Three is too many; one, not enough.
Can’t have legs without 'em pal
That’s what I was raised to believe, but is it the right answer?
Everybody’s Arsey Nowadays
why are they called the bottom when they’re in the middle eh?
Was just gonna make a post critiquing my buttocks and then remembered everyone here has seen them anyway
There’s an Adam Buxton podcast where he describes the bum as ‘Two big morons standing either side of the little genius in the middle.’ and I remember it making me cry with laughter as I walked down the street.
I’ve not. is there a secret thread where you’re all showing each other your bums
Nah it was in a selfie thread and I thought it was a good idea at the time
should there be a secret thread where you’re all showing each other pictures of your bums?
Would make me feel more at home actually