Buttocks

**ma0sm** · April 25, 2019, 2:49pm

How many is too many?

**Bamnan** · April 25, 2019, 2:50pm

what are they for?

Just there for sitting down?

**Funkhouser** · April 25, 2019, 2:50pm

I can’t believe it’s not buttocks.

**colossalhorse** · April 25, 2019, 2:52pm

Nine.

**CeeJay** · April 25, 2019, 2:52pm

Nevermind the buttocks.

**Funkhouser** · April 25, 2019, 2:53pm

Why do you build me up, buttockup.

**Icarus-Smicarus** · April 25, 2019, 2:56pm

There’s no getting away from the classic duo formation is there?

Three is too many; one, not enough.

**ma0sm** · April 25, 2019, 2:56pm

Can’t have legs without 'em pal

**ma0sm** · April 25, 2019, 2:57pm

That’s what I was raised to believe, but is it the right answer?

**colossalhorse** · April 25, 2019, 2:58pm

No wait…eleven.

**chadders** · April 25, 2019, 2:59pm

Everybody’s Arsey Nowadays

**Gorkys_Forever** · April 25, 2019, 2:59pm

why are they called the bottom when they’re in the middle eh?

**Scunner** · April 25, 2019, 3:24pm

Was just gonna make a post critiquing my buttocks and then remembered everyone here has seen them anyway

**stupidsexyflanders** · April 25, 2019, 3:29pm

There’s an Adam Buxton podcast where he describes the bum as ‘Two big morons standing either side of the little genius in the middle.’ and I remember it making me cry with laughter as I walked down the street.

**tricklenipple** · April 25, 2019, 3:31pm

I’ve not. is there a secret thread where you’re all showing each other your bums

**Scunner** · April 25, 2019, 3:31pm

Nah it was in a selfie thread and I thought it was a good idea at the time

**tricklenipple** · April 25, 2019, 3:32pm

should there be a secret thread where you’re all showing each other pictures of your bums?

**tiltingatwindmills** · April 25, 2019, 3:33pm

Yes

**Scunner** · April 25, 2019, 3:35pm

100%

**Scunner** · April 25, 2019, 3:35pm

Would make me feel more at home actually