By chance I encountered a programme that was hosted by Giles Coren and Monica from Mastercook!


#1

YOUCH!

What cunt came up with that idea?


#2

Saw a programme with them two last week where they were pratting about in some hotel in Singapore. That Coren is something else.


#3

They were pratting about near a hotel in Ecuador this time. Giles had a very expensive looking blue shirt and khaki chinos on when he went to hang out with the t-shirted and shorted locals.


#4

How does he keep getting gigs hosting shows with people I thought were better than that?


#5

I’m not a big fan of Monica… she’s better than him of course.


#6

Did it follow the same formula where Monica prats about in the kitchens and Coren prats around everywhere else but mainly housekeeping and room service?


#7

I only saw the last 25 minutes and they did fuck all in the hotel, just focused on patronising the locals.


#8

She’s got Ronaldo’s face and Messi’s hair.


#9

Coren’s quite unpleasant isn’t he.


#10

I WILL FUCKING KILL Y…oh, him. Yeah. Carry on.


#11

Would be better if it was Giles and Sue Perkins, they’re good together. But then I like GC, I know most people don’t.


#12

Congratulations Balonz, I think this is the first time in history that someone has written about Coren and waited three whole words before using the word cunt.


#13

I liked how monica started speaking in engrish to try and be better understood


#14

Could she BE any more patronising?


#15

I saw this last night and there was a moment which made me think of @Epimer - when they were doing the cleaning and Giles was like: “This hotel has a policy of only using cleaning products that are free of all chemicals”.


#16

Do you think Victoria would ever say something like that? Because that honestly might put me off.


#17

Dunno pal. Can only imagine the dinner parties. Giles, Alexander Armstrong, David Mitchell. Can’t imagine it’d be a lot of fun to be honest.


#18

I dunno. I can see all of the others spending the whole evening trying to wind up Giles and laughing when he has a little tantrum.

I’d find that quite amusing.


#19

And then you’d have a nice sing song with Xander round the piano?


#20

Maybe a post-prandial perambulation where he sings as we walk along a sun-dappled footpath.