Cadbury's Creme Eggs: how do you eat yours?

  • In a oner
  • Bite the top off and lick out the innards
  • Just take normal bites as if eating an apple (Tory)
  • Nibble it
  • Never bite. Only lick.
  • I don’t eat chocolate (UKIPPER)
  • With cutlery
  • Just pop it straight up my bum
  • Other (describe in thread)

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I like to wolf it down

I dip my chips in it

creme eggs aren’t that good really

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Not any more, damn you Kraft!!

get out of my thread

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I don’t eat sickly yellow white slime wrapped in even sicklier cadbury’s chocolate. Cheers.

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alright, Billy Ocean

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How do you normally eat your sickly yellow white slime then?

nice and topical

finger on the pulse, mate.

On a falafel, obviously.

gross

poach them

Get a load of this knobhead!

Ok here we go. I told this to @moousee once and he was horrified.

Creme egg must be refrigerated
A lick the top for ages until there’s a hole to the creme
Then I suck all the creme out right
It’s got to be totally clear of creme
Now it’s just choc
I then put my tongue right in there and then put my tongue back in my mouth with empty egg attached
I then have the whole egg in my mouth with my tongue right inside ok?
So I just sit there and let it melt
That’s it
The whole process takes about 20 mins and I enjoy it

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Worse than me writing code to get more profile hits

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This is fine

I lost it at ‘with empty egg attached’. Pure eroticism.

it was the faux scottish accent for me

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