Cadbury's Creme Eggs: how do you eat yours?


#1
  • In a oner
  • Bite the top off and lick out the innards
  • Just take normal bites as if eating an apple (Tory)
  • Nibble it
  • Never bite. Only lick.
  • I don’t eat chocolate (UKIPPER)
  • With cutlery
  • Just pop it straight up my bum
  • Other (describe in thread)

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#2

I like to wolf it down


#3

I dip my chips in it


#4

creme eggs aren’t that good really


#5

Not any more, damn you Kraft!!


#6

get out of my thread


#7

I don’t eat sickly yellow white slime wrapped in even sicklier cadbury’s chocolate. Cheers.


#8

alright, Billy Ocean


#9

How do you normally eat your sickly yellow white slime then?


#10

nice and topical


#11

finger on the pulse, mate.


#12

On a falafel, obviously.


#13

gross


#14

poach them


#15

Get a load of this knobhead!


#16

Ok here we go. I told this to @moousee once and he was horrified.

Creme egg must be refrigerated
A lick the top for ages until there’s a hole to the creme
Then I suck all the creme out right
It’s got to be totally clear of creme
Now it’s just choc
I then put my tongue right in there and then put my tongue back in my mouth with empty egg attached
I then have the whole egg in my mouth with my tongue right inside ok?
So I just sit there and let it melt
That’s it
The whole process takes about 20 mins and I enjoy it


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Worse than me writing code to get more profile hits


#18

This is fine


#19

THIEF!


#20

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