you have significantly fewer teeth than i expected

You used to work on the roof?

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My instinct was to reply with “it looks a bit far away to me” due to Asterix or the Beano or something as a kid making the joke of “Is that the Emperor Nero?” “No he looks pretty far away.”

I need a nero
I’m holding out for a nero 'til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong, he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be a ristretto-based flat white

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bring your own cup and you get an extra stamp

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No wonder he stopped seeing Bumrah.

He did, but I think he acknowledged that it kind of only half worked.

got a loyalty card thing for the coffee shop near me and you just swipe it and get points for every £1 you spend

worked out i would need to spend £50+ to get a free coffee. what a shaft.

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The worst of the big 4, just.

Caffe Whenever
Caffe Wherever
Caffe Breasts Are Small And Humble

all the people?

what is the fourth one

prefer both of them to nero
pret completes the list

Pcbe

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I’m sorry to have offended your caffe nero sensibilities :rofl:

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all basically the same though eh

can’t imagine getting excited about one over the other

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you say that but here we are

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Keep your Glenn’s Close

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keep your glenemies closer

bye

:rofl:

I think it’s more a case of Costa and starry B’s being very very bad and Nero just being fine.

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