I just found a tin with little cup cakes in it in the fridge. My wife and kids made them a couple of days ago after foraging wild blackcurrants. They’re delicious and the kids were very excited. I didn’t know there was any left and presumed she was saving some for them so I texted her “can I eat one of the cakes in the fridge?” She replied “oh go on then eat both of them! :)”
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THERE ARE THREE CAKES IN THE TIN
- eat all three, no-ones any the wiser
- eat two and surprise her/one of the kids with the third cake
- eat two and surprise her/one of the kids with the third cake BUT pretend there were only two and I only had one to save them one
- eat one cake and surprise them with two
- eat one cake and surprise them with two BUT pretend I didn’t eat any afterall
- don’t eat any cake for some reason