#32

i know a few performers so could get them to mention this on stage to be sure he hears?

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#33

Do you really think I’d offer this advice on DiS without thoroughly proving it first?

#34

That would be amazing :laughing:

#35

Pringles are an Essential Item: They always ends up with me dying for a piss at 6am, pouring out half the pack of pringles I haven’t eaten, pissing in the tube (nail-bitingly close to the top!), eating said pringles in those inevitable two minutes of periodically waking in a tent and waking up being like “where’s my pringles?” Said piss tube then doesn’t get emptied until the Monday morning.

#36

Proving you have a shitty arse while walking round for three days without showering? I put nothing past Dissers tbh.

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#37

he’s not going to Alex James middle class fest mate. All he needs is lucozade and crisps to help the terrible come down in the morning.

#38

pringles tubes are cardboard. How the hell can they hold piss for three days without leaking all over your tent ?

#39

Apples and bananas get all squashed and horrible in the heat after a few days though. Was at a festival this weekend though and someone bringing bananas provided us with a good half hour of laughs as a guy revealed he could peel a banana without using his hands and proceeded to demonstrate this with great difficulty

#40

I dunno. But they do. Guessing it’s some sort of durable cardboard though? And, once I’ve used them, I tend to stick them down the side of the tent/in the porch bit until it’s time to clean up and things are pretty damp anyway.

#41

but… the top… isn’t, how can i put this, “water” tight?

:mask: :mask: :mask:

#42

I know someone who did that, used a hairdryer on a sealed 2-pack of 2 litre bottles of lemonade. Filled one with vodka I believe, then hairdryer again to reseal. I have seen similar things on people trying to smuggle booze into cruise liners (may be an American thing - underage (20 year old!!!) drinkers).

They’ll get wise to this I am sure when everyone brings them in. Is a way round it to have several stashes of booze in the boot of your car and do several trips?

#43

Jesters hat
Morph suit
Face glitter

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#44

It is! Try it. Experiment with water next time you have a tube of pringles lying about. [/I am disgusting]

#45

It’s no coincidence that a Pringles lid fits perfectly on a pint glass

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#46

Some proper ghoulish behaviour being championed in here.

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#47

Alcohol based hand gel
Multiple of crisps
A guide to electroswing

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#48

Not sure why this is a reply to @hip_young_gunslinger

#49

can only bring booze in the first time you enter

such bullshit

#50

what happened to good old fashioned pissing on the tent next door ?

#51

7 litres of beer is about 14 pints.

If you’re taking as many drugs as the music at Boomtown requires, that’ll last you all weekend, easy.