#8

Dogs

  • Can be controlled
  • Can’t be controlled

0 voters

Cats

  • Can’t be controlled
  • Can not be controlled

0 voters

#9

Hayfever shaming from this lot. Smh.

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#10

There’s sneezing and then there’s SNEEZING

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#11

#12

I wish I could I could control my painfully loud hayfever sneezes. I really do. Hate drawing attention to myself like that in public but when it’s hayfever season I am SNEEZING.

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#13

But some people are really engaging the vocal chords. You have to make effort to engage the vocal chords to really enunciate the AAAARRRETCHOOOOOOOOO

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#14

Slightly off topic, but the worst sneeze is when you’re in the middle of eating cereal :confused:

#15

WAAAAAA-CHOOOO!

Oh, excuse me.

#16

This

#17

Or drinking coffee

#18

Burping

  • Absolutely can be controlled
  • Can’t be controlled

0 voters

#19

To qualify… Small burps can’t be controlled. Those massive gross ones can.

#20

Even a small burp I think you can just close and cover your mouth.
Burps - rude
Farts - funny

#21

Farts would be the funniest thing if it wasn’t for their appalling smell

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#22

as a kid i used to be baffled by my dad’s incredibly loud sneeze and think he was putting it on for some reason

now i’m a fairly loud sneezer and i don’t know how not to be

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#23

The smell is the essence of the fart…in more ways than one

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#24

What about those people who are opposite who sneeze like they’re shushing the tiniest mouse. I can’t believe they’re really sneezing. Anyone know what I mean?

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#25

Used to work with someone whose sneeze was basically hu-pip

#26

Yes! I know a few people who do this. Like they’ve trod on the toe of a vole. Quite cute, really.

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#27

These people need shooting. Why are you screaming mate? Your voice has nothing to do with sneezing, stop involving it.

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