Can I get you anything to drink?


Anything you fancy?


Might I have a Mai Tai?


Ooh I don’t know, what’s in that?


Gin and tonic would be lovely, thanks.


We’ve got gin, but the tonic’s a couple of weeks old and a bit flat, is that alright?


I’m alright thanks


Are you sure? Have you eaten?


I’m not fussy.


Rum, curacao or Cointreau, lime, orange, pineapple, with a cherry on top. Ta.


got a glass of red on the go already thanks chief


Oh good, do you want a slice of lemon or something in it?


Oh God, we’ve got a bottle of some coffee liquor or something at the back of the cupboard here I’m sure, let me take a look.


Oh yes! Well you’re alright then!


You would’ve thought you’d have stocked up before asking this question :roll_eyes:


That’d be nice is you’ve got it, thanks.


Sorry love, but I’m not a mind reader lol


Oh good we used the last of it last night, shall I put a squeeze of Jif in there for you or nah?


Caipirinha squire


Hmmph. Can I have a Baileys then please?


A beer as I really don’t fancy waiting for one.