Anything you fancy?
Might I have a Mai Tai?
Ooh I don’t know, what’s in that?
Gin and tonic would be lovely, thanks.
We’ve got gin, but the tonic’s a couple of weeks old and a bit flat, is that alright?
I’m alright thanks
Are you sure? Have you eaten?
I’m not fussy.
Rum, curacao or Cointreau, lime, orange, pineapple, with a cherry on top. Ta.
got a glass of red on the go already thanks chief
Oh good, do you want a slice of lemon or something in it?
Oh God, we’ve got a bottle of some coffee liquor or something at the back of the cupboard here I’m sure, let me take a look.
Oh yes! Well you’re alright then!
You would’ve thought you’d have stocked up before asking this question 
That’d be nice is you’ve got it, thanks.
Sorry love, but I’m not a mind reader lol
Oh good we used the last of it last night, shall I put a squeeze of Jif in there for you or nah?
Caipirinha squire
Hmmph. Can I have a Baileys then please?
A beer as I really don’t fancy waiting for one.