Can I interest anyone in a rocktail?

Mine’s a System of a Brown please

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‘You guys asked for them’

Not like this.

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Does the system of a brown make you shart yourself if you drink too many?

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GWARgarita

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I’m willing to find out for everyone

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Jagermeister of Puppets

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Sip-not

(It’s undrinkable, this one)

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With a side of a bag of popKorn

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Puzzled by the absence of Smashed Pumpkin, tbh.

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Espresso GWARtini

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Saxon The Beach

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Turbonegroni

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what the fuck is in system of a brown, vodka and laxatives?

Newcastle Brown ale and forced wackiness

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Heroin

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My two favourites. Whisky and ass

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Edited

simon and garfunkel rebranding drew confusion

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system of a brown being a classic old fashioned is fucking sacrilege

Paul “Whisky” Simon, and Ass Garfunkel

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