@epimer ? I’d pay £3k
A mediocre sexual encounter
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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Used to get one every time you left arrivals at Lagos airport
Listening to a podcast on Spotify
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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I’m about to have my first ever taste, hence the poll
A cup of tea
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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A piss up with the Vardy’s at an exclusive London club
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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Safebruv and vardy having a party nah nah nah nah nah nah
A chicken madras, garlic naan, rice, a big bottle of Cobra and a couple of poppadoms
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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Mute the match! Mute the match!
A nice hot bubble bath, and Chris Rea has popped an egg into it for you
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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A meal in the restaurant at IKEA, on me
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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A free ticket to an Ed sheeran gig
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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A visit to the ITV studios to watch Tipping Point being filmed, and you can have a photo with Ben afterwards too
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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A peek inside your neighbours home as it’s getting dark and they haven’t drawn their curtains yet
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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Free 3 course meal at your favourite place with Leigh Francis in full Keith lemon character
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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Some salacious gossip about someone you knew at school
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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A night drinking Coors Light and listening to Steely Dan with @NeilYoung
- I’m interested!
- You could twist my arm
- It’s not for me thanks
- FUCK NO
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