Can I interest you in...

@epimer ? I’d pay £3k

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A mediocre sexual encounter

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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Used to get one every time you left arrivals at Lagos airport

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Listening to a podcast on Spotify

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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I’m about to have my first ever taste, hence the poll

A cup of tea

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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A piss up with the Vardy’s at an exclusive London club

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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Another fantastic thread from our good friend @Mert_Aksac

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Safebruv and vardy having a party nah nah nah nah nah nah

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A chicken madras, garlic naan, rice, a big bottle of Cobra and a couple of poppadoms

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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Timing

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Mute the match! Mute the match!

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A nice hot bubble bath, and Chris Rea has popped an egg into it for you

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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A meal in the restaurant at IKEA, on me

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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A free ticket to an Ed sheeran gig

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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A visit to the ITV studios to watch Tipping Point being filmed, and you can have a photo with Ben afterwards too

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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A peek inside your neighbours home as it’s getting dark and they haven’t drawn their curtains yet

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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Free 3 course meal at your favourite place with Leigh Francis in full Keith lemon character

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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Some salacious gossip about someone you knew at school

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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A night drinking Coors Light and listening to Steely Dan with @NeilYoung

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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