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A free ticket to a cricket match between, oh I don’t know, Gloucestershire and Durham

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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This one better end at 100%

And ah hate steely dan

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A new expensive phone for free but it randomly restarts once a day

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  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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A new Quintip Tantarino film about a woman out for revenge starring Leo Di Caprio as the woman out for revenge

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  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

0 voters

Not much mate, the fucks a flu camp with you?

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God I want this

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A bag of Crisps but Gary Linekar steals half of them and won’t shut up about scoring a hattrick in El Classico

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  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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If I win the euromills I’ll take you on the first flight over

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BUNGEE JUMP!

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

0 voters

Six creme eggs but you have to have them all right now

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

0 voters

Can I kiss him? If so, yes.

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A night out with Alison Hammond, Josie Gibson, Holly Willoughby and Dermot O’Leary

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  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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Only if he wants to

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Hmm, still tentative in that case

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Jedward come round your house for dinner but just… don’t leave. For days.

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  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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Feel queasy just at the thought of bungee jumping, getting vertigo just on escalators these days, gonna end up like this soon

arrested development vertigo GIF

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a chance to kick a stray football back to some threatening looking youths in the park

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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I did this once and didn’t embarrass myself and miss and it felt good

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I did this the other day. Absolutely shanked it

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finding a little secret cubby hole in your home and you put your arm in and there’s a 50% chance that there’s £5000 in there and a 50% chance that it’s millions of spiders

  • I’m interested!
  • You could twist my arm
  • It’s not for me thanks
  • FUCK NO

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