Heaven forbid men have hobbies
“Falmouth Packet” sounds like a euphemism
He’s got a nice face. Hope he’s doing ok. Maybe got himself a little slurry pit of his own somewhere.
It’s the tissues which get me. I mean, it’s not like you need to clean up after, surely!?
Also, ‘picture from a previous court appearance’
Ugh, feel a bit gross now anyhow
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the slurry pit pervert. you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
yeah I know you didn’t. I just realised I hadn’t actually read any of the article.
I know, I know, it’s serious
It was all fun and games when I shitposted and dipped without thinking about it, but now I’ve had to actually think about it and I feel very deeply disturbed by this.
Yeah, I found it after several pints in the pub and decided it was a brilliant story, but when you go into it a bit more, it’s definitely more eeesh than haha